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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

12.06.2025 01:33

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Have you ever had sex with your female cousin? How did it start?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What are the legal obligations of a new homeowner if the previous owner leaves furniture in the house after moving out?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

{RING} {RING}

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Sure no problem officer.

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

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HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?