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What movies have not aged well?

09.06.2025 10:40

What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

If there exists a “New York of Australia”, is it Sydney or Melbourne?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

Live and Let Die

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dr No

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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